Just staring
sucking and fucking and whacking and jacking and slurping and burping and squirting and hurting and leaking and freaking and cocking and rocking and pissing and missing and slamming and jamming and lusting and busting and honking and bonking and getting hit by a bus
The review we all needed.
This only makes me want to watch it MULTIPLE times
Let’s goooo!
“When her kiss transforms the Beast, she is furious. “You should have warned me! Here I was smitten by an exceptional being, and all of a sudden, my fiance becomes an ordinary distinguished young man!“”
— the 1909 play Beauty and the Beast: Fantasy in Two Acts by Fernand Noziere, the very first published version of the story where the Beauty is disappointed when the Beast transforms into a human at the end. (via corseque)
1909. This isn’t a Millenial thing. Their grannies even wanted to fuck The Beast.
Greta Garbo walked out of the 1946 film saying “Give me back my Beast!” Monsterfucking is eternal.
Today I learned that we were gonna maybe get Walupeach but she was scrapped bc she "would be just like Doronjo" so I had to do a Doronjo-esque take on Walupeach
felescatus